Some Points Just in Case

• Last night, I got obnoxiously drunk on cheap vodka, and today I'm paying for it. I'm sick, I can't eat, and I'm irritable. This must be how Hitler felt when he realized not everyone in the world is blond-haired, blue-eyed, not mentally challenged, and not Jewish. Well, guess I've got some ethnic cleansin' to do.


• While doing said drinking last night, I kept telling my roommate how my dog is so fucking cute I just wanna fuck her. Whether this was a genuine yearn for beastiality, a funny joke, or something in between remains to be seen.

• When you're about to get a job at High Times, do they give you a drug test to make sure you do drugs?


• I just saw some little black kid's penis on the Travel Channel. This is no good. Oh, and they're playing another episode of the same show now, with tons more nudity. The disclaimer at the beginning said that the show contains "indigenous nudity." So somehow you can get away with showing big groups of naked people by calling them "indigenous." The only thing they censored was vagina. I just saw tons of boobs and ass. This is good.

• I wonder how embarrassing it is to audition for being the person in the herpes medication commercial who says "I have genital herpes." Probably not embarrassing as it is to actually get the part and have to say on a national television commercial that you have genital herpes when you actually don't.

• They should make a shampoo for pubes called Head and Shaft.

• You know the phrase "virtue is its own reward"? Me neither.
  

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