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I Love Doing Sports
Posted November 28th, 2007 by Paul Frank
It is moving in day at college. Two roommates meet for the first time.
#1: "So, what are you into?"
#2: "You know, the usual...sports and shit."
#1: "Cool. What sports do you like?"
#2: "You know - the one sports...I mean, all of them..."
#1: "Well, which do you like to play?"
#2: "Well, I don't like to pick favortites..they're kinda like my children, not that I have children."
#1: "What?"
#2: "They're all awesome. All sports rock balls."
#1: "Even woman's basketball?"
#2: "Eh..., ye - , no, the other kind - the normal kind."
#1: "Men's basketball?"
#2: "Uh, yeah, yeah, that one."
#1: "Alright, well, wanna go shoot hoops sometime?"
#2: "Isn't that...kind of unnecessary?"
#1: "No."
#2: "Well, er, I mean kind of unreasonable. And, like, why would I shoot the very thing I love most in the world...hoops. Why would I do that to my baby, basketball?"
#1: "..."
#1: "So, what are you into?"
#2: "You know, the usual...sports and shit."
#1: "Cool. What sports do you like?"
#2: "You know - the one sports...I mean, all of them..."
#1: "Well, which do you like to play?"
#2: "Well, I don't like to pick favortites..they're kinda like my children, not that I have children."
#1: "What?"
#2: "They're all awesome. All sports rock balls."
#1: "Even woman's basketball?"
#2: "Eh..., ye - , no, the other kind - the normal kind."
#1: "Men's basketball?"
#2: "Uh, yeah, yeah, that one."
#1: "Alright, well, wanna go shoot hoops sometime?"
#2: "Isn't that...kind of unnecessary?"
#1: "No."
#2: "Well, er, I mean kind of unreasonable. And, like, why would I shoot the very thing I love most in the world...hoops. Why would I do that to my baby, basketball?"
#1: "..."
Labels: sports
2 Comments
You seem to love writing but you butcher that...
Your humor reminds me of Amir Blumenfeld. Take that for what you will.
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