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Jes: I'm checking Myspace.
Jes's Grandpa: Your space?
Jes: No, MySpace.
Jes's Grandpa: That's what I said, your space.
Jes: God damn it, Grandpa...
-On generation gaps
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About Nick Gaudio
Hometown
Cumberland, Maryland
School
West Virginia University
At a Glance
Nick Gaudio attended THE West Virginia University. There, he was editor-in-chief of Calliope, the award-winning undergraduate literary journal. In his spare time, Nick liked to write, read, and show off his penis. He is currently working on a novel that incorporates all of these.
Recent Comments
My Impression on Justin Rebello's Blog (A POEM)
=)
My Impression on Justin Rebello's Blog (A BIG FAT JUICY POEM)
Justin Rebello:
"LET ME COUNT THE WAYS
LET ME COUNT THE WAYS
THE WAYS I'M A VIRGIN!!! =(
Cuz I like sports,
not just sports:
FANTASY sports,
I like fantasy,
fantasy sports,
all kinds of fantasy:
fantasy sex!!!!!!!
like sex with a woman!!!!!
cuz I'm a virgin =(
a five foot virgin =(
a needle-necked virgin =(
sports sports sports! =)
I talk sports!
cuz I don't know
anything
anything about women
cuz I'm a virgin =(
a five foot virgin =(
DeGraafs dick, =)
DeGraafs dick, =)
tastes so good!!!!
yum!
good in my mouth,
good in my mouth,
in my mouth,
like my foot,
yum!
in my mouth,
like my foot,
my foot in my mouth
like a dick in my mouth!
the mouth I use,
I use to suck lots of dick:
DeGraaf's dick, =)
DeGraaf's dick, =)
a dick five inches long
must be the longest
of any schlong of schlongs!
so very sore!
my asshole is sore!
But that doesn't count
cuz I'm a virgin =( =( =(
a skinny, punk virgin!!!! =(
Oh and P.S.
pretentious is a word
a word I use,
I use to describe,
to describe something that,
that I don't understand,
Like why I'm a virgin, =(
But Gaudio knows,
why I'm a virgin, =(
a 22 year old virgin, =(
that's why I slam him,
(I wish I could slam him)
cuz I'm a fag =(
cuz I'm a fag =(
sports sports sports!!!!!!"
The end.
HEY YOU GUYS WANNA HEAR ABOUT MY FANTASY BASEBALL TEAM?! IT'S FUCKIN AWESOMMMMME!
"No."
C'MON GUYS! C'MOONNNNN GUYS!!!! ITS' REALLY NEAT YOU CAN ADD PLAYERS AND DROP PLAYERS ITS LIKE YOUR A COACH AND NOT SOME STUPID VIRGIN OR SOMETHING!
....
And that, my friends, is my counter.
=)
8 Comments
I think I just might have to do a Rock 'em Mock 'em Col 'em series again
it's been a while and I could use the practice
You have the mental capacity for insults of an eleven-year-old. Take another leave of absence, and come back when your balls drop.
C'MON GUYS! C'MOONNNNN GUYS!!!! ITS' REALLY NEAT YOU CAN ADD PLAYERS AND DROP PLAYERS ITS LIKE YOUR A COACH AND NOT SOME STUPID VIRGIN OR SOMETHING!
I found that fucking hilarious.
but what I find even funnier is that people come on this site and bitch you out for being too childish then bitch at you for being too pretentious
that seems a bit contradictory to me
if they can't understand that the reason you did this was to mock Rebello's pretentious comment well then they're fucking stupid uptight pussybricks
in conclusion, fuck the haters, nic. keep doin' what you're doin'. we love you here at WVU.
LET'S GOOOOO. MOUNTAINEERS.
How dare you belittle my dick?
Sammy, I also found that "ITS' REALLY NEAT YOU CAN ADD PLAYERS AND DROP PLAYERS" line to be particularly LOL for no apparent reason.
FUNNY what we'll laugh at, so to speak.
It is kind of cool that you can add and drop players. You can trade them, too.
And I'm NOT a fucking virgin!
God I hate you, Gaudio.
^^^Aww. *hugs*
That was quite funny.
Very funny, and he deserved it.
I liked this style of poetry, is there really a style to it and if so what is it?
Matt
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