College Quotes
C: It's not our pot, I swear.
Police Officer: I can smell it.
C: Maybe someone else was smoking it. It's just that ode du pot.
Officer: (To the rest of the group) If she ever speaks to an authority figure again, I'm arresting her.
-Hey, it was worth a shot
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About Nathan DeGraaf
Hometown
Tampa, FL by way of St. Louis, MO
School
University of South Florida
At a Glance
Nathan DeGraaf graduated fucking years ago with a BA in Creative Writing from the University of South Florida, which he still lives near because college chicks are the best.
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A Hurricane by any Other Name
Your Money is Lying to You
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I'd Make a Lousy Dad
Missouri is a Bitch
Lil' Tony's Mortality
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We Will Never Forget
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Ten Things that Suck About Sleeping Around
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I Dare you to Make Sense of This
I quit.
There's no keeping up with life anymore. It moves too fast, changes too quickly and goes back to what it did before. And then it does it again.
It makes no sense, but that's what I've noticed.
Jesus Christ has a Wikipedia page.
One time, when I was sixteen, I told my buddy Aaron (a West Point Graduate) that I couldn't comprehend infinity. I told him that I understood that it goes on forever, but that I couldn't see any examples of forever in my everyday life.
He laughed and asked me, "Have you ever run out of snot?"
And I understood.
Jesus Christ has a Wikipedia page.
Life makes no sense, but that's what I've noticed.
Sex, alcohol, drugs, music, sports and sex again.
That's all I need.
I'm tired of thinking but hell, Jesus Christ has a Wikipedia page.
I quit.
(Nate's note: Don't drink and read Tim Dorsey. It will fuck with your perspective.)
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You know those things that people with DWIs have to blow in to show if they are good enough to drive? You need one for your computer. That was fucking nutz.
Maybe every time you hit the Jesus wikipedia site, God absolves you of one sin.
Damn...I gotta get clicking...
don't fear, your a part of the PIC entry on wikipedia...
Nathan DeGraaf is best known for his sexist commentary and for his regular "Snippets" blog feature highlighting entertaining chunks of conversation from his everyday life. DeGraaf is perhaps the one PIC writer rivalling JD Boston in terms of humor and popularity.
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