The Snippets Hate Tragedy

"The corner of hyperbole and cliche. Dick."

Yessir.

I heard this from a talking head on CNN.

"All school shootings happen in either the fall or spring semesters."

Considering women are such a renewable resource, and they're fairly cheap (the ones I date anyhow), why haven't scientists harnessed them to generate electricity yet?

I'll field that one. Yes they're cheap and plentiful, but they're hardly reliable, and the nagging from that many women forced to work would be unbearable, creating massive amounts of noise pollution for miles from what I'd like to call "ground zero"

Nice...rather funny. Really, I don't understand why this is so difficult. All women really want is someone they can have a decent conversation with who's good in bed. All men seem to want is frequent sex and a good swallow once in a while (or everyday - depends on how much attention the girl requires...more attention wanted = more gulps required). What's the problem???

Oh - and the scientist comment...there are enough women scientists to prevent that from ever happening...we could, however, attempt to harness the energy from men whining - there should be more than enough to power Earth.

Honestly, if you guys knew what cum tasted like I think you'd shut up about not getting blown enough. It isn't liquid candy. Not even close.

From now on, I'm referring to my semen as liquid candy.

It gives a whole new, creepier, meaning to my favorite pickup line.

I think we could start a trend with the liquid candy thing

I agree that it isn't liquid candy - it tastes pretty nasty sometimes. But, the fact is that it doesn't need to stay in there long - a quick gulp and it's gone. Carbonated beverages wash the taste out of your mouth more quickly than anything else. Really, it's no different than downing a dose of Nyquil (which tastes worse IMO) - besides, it's worth the power it gives you - you can get your own way in just about every instance using that as a tool.

Only in The Nate Way's comment box can the subject go from the Virginia Tech tragedy to the semen swallowing in less than six posts.

Nail on head, Cheekz. Kinda makes me proud.

I'v said this in your article about VT, but its the shootings happened(maybe) according to a theory by John Locke.

Lots of people are wondering why he did it.

You can combine his philosophe', with the depression and loneness the student experienced. And hey,


"shit happens".

Btw, Very funny analogy cheekz.