Cleaning the Breakup Pool
As many of you may know by now, there is a pool going on wherein you, the loyal readers who make waking up worth it for me, can guess on what date my girlfriend Amy will break up with me. The winner gets to guest write a column for me.
Now, Amy and I just went through a little rough patch, the details of which I will spare you because, quite frankly, I don’t want The Nate Way turning into a cyber soap opera. At any rate, Amy and I will be taking a break until Sunday night, at which time we will decide if we still want to be together. My point with all this is that we are not broken up and that the breakup pool still is in full effect. So feel free to keep voting. April 30th is the last day for submissions.
Anyway, here’s how the pool looks so far.
The “When Will Amy Break Up with Nathan” Pool
Court…April 21
Hebb…April 30
Tony…May 18
Bunni…June 4
Gaudio…June 11
Dan D…June 22
Big Mike…June 23
Mr. Cheekz…June 30
Freeze…July 3
Amy…July 4
Ryan…July 18
Tony from Peg City…July 24
Phil in Chicago…July 27
Ashley…August 3
Faith…August 11
Kev from LA…August 26
Le Lak…August 29
Dan…September 13
Rob from Trenton…September 24
Chad…October 7
Ian…October 8
Curtiss…Won’t break up
Ryan…Won’t break up
Tyler…Won’t break up
Chase…Won’t break up
Lulu…Won’t break up
Brother Tom…Won’t break up
Julia…Won’t break up
Leon…Won’t break up
Nicholson…Won’t break up
On a personal note, PIC owner Court Sullivan and PIC featured writer Michael Curtiss are strolling into Tampa tonight. So, if you want to meet the men, the myth, the legends, just email me at nathan@pointsincase.com and we’ll see what we can do for you. Please understand that PIC characters are much drunker in real life than we are in our writing.
Have good weekends folks. Good weekends, everyone.







11 Comments
Nate, they should revoke use of your penis and replace it with a vagina... sounds like a case of vaginitis to me :-) A BREAK??? hrm...
Ashley, looks like you'll be buying your own drinks at the strip club.
I say 4 days from Sunday, you'll break up. Then get back together again. I am familiar with this cycle. The "break" is only the beginning. April 27.
A break? A BREAK? THIS EARLY?
This is very concerning.
You know what? I wanna change my bet.
So...
I officially abdicate my spot of June 11th and now bet ONE dollar.
I see your dollar and raise you a bj.
Well if you need a little comfort after it all goes down, I'll be around ;)
I'm just sayin.... a break is too female... what man admits to "taking a break" hahahaha.... btw Nate, you know I won't be paying for shit at the strip club, look at me, one I have tits, two.... wait, I only need ONE... I HAVE TITS... hehehe gotta love abusing the power of T & A
P.S. You know you love my verbal abuse Nate! Technically you still owe me one, so you have to make good on at least ONE drink, right? I'm excited about the strip club idea, so you better not puss out on me like you did LAST time you pansy
Ashley: proving bigger boobs=smaller IQ one post at a time.
aaawww Nick, did your mom help you with that equation? I didn't think they let toddlers use computers....
Ashley: proving that women just aren't funny, one post at a time.
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