Giles: Why don't you like fries?
Frank: Because when I was growing up in China, the fries there would cut up the roof of your mouth and were really salty which means after you eat them, your whole mouth just hurts. It's psychological conditioning. Like if you get raped when you're a little kid, you're just not going to trust men.
Giles: You are a terrible person.
Frank: Well, now that I've gotten my rape joke out of the way, I'm going back to bed.
-On the wake and bake chat