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So Galifianakis
By Mike Faerber January 21, 2007
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Well look at that. Mike started writing again. And also talking in third person. But as long as he's not here. I wanted to let you know that Mike is pretty much in love with this man.
More specifically this video created by that man.
If you can put aside the fact that I look exactly like him... to the point where one would suspect I crafted my image after his own. It's quite possible. He's been a favorite of mine for some time and I'm still not sure where this whole beard fixation came from.
Anyway if you can get past that, you'll notice that it's both very relevant to my first So College column, as well as hilarious in an offbeat way.
More specifically this video created by that man.
If you can put aside the fact that I look exactly like him... to the point where one would suspect I crafted my image after his own. It's quite possible. He's been a favorite of mine for some time and I'm still not sure where this whole beard fixation came from.
Anyway if you can get past that, you'll notice that it's both very relevant to my first So College column, as well as hilarious in an offbeat way.
6 Comments
Dude, I have been obsessed with him lately. He is my favorite comic at the moment, and I'm going to see him March 6th in Orlando. You're a sexier version of him.
WHICH MAN IS THAT?...I CAN'T BRING UP THE PICTURE....ALSO...HAVE YOU NOTICED YOUR MOUTH WATERING WHEN YOU LOOK AT THIS GUY'S PICTURE?....DO YOU GET A WARM FEELING IN YOUR PANTS WITH AN UNCONTROLLABLE DESIRE TO HAVE A COCK RAMMED IN AND OUT OF YOUR ASS?...DO YOU FIND YOURSELF COMPLAINING AND ARGUEING OVER WHAT ROSIE SAID ON THE "VIEW"...YOU MIGHT BE QUEER...BET YOU BEAT OFF TO THAT PICTURE YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKING BALL LICKING CORN HOLING HOMO
Homophobic Caps Lock Guy has got to be one of the coolest serial commenters ever to troll PIC.
His face fur is glorious. Looks like you have some catching up to do.
His face fur is glorious. Looks like you have some catching up to do.
Galifianakis went to NC State. That's where I'm from.
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