Hair Raid: HAWT Isn't Gay

it's private.

seriously, mega tease

that was definitely not the worst stand up I've seen, good job n_n

Sorry, Fixed it... I think

bommmmmmmmmbed it

Awwwwwwww

Wow, I didn't expect such pity when I posted this. Don't worry, i'll be okay.

I mean it's only my lifelong dream and everything.

What do you call it when Mike Faerber goes to Iraq?

Bombs over Baghdad.

Oh Mikey. That was so hard to watch! haha.

Kudos for going up man. Takes fucking balls!!

Aw you looked nervous. Next time just pretend ur talking to a friend, that way ur jokes will be said at the right pace. try not to molest the mic stand.And look up more cutie. b/c ur shoes will still be on ur feet. ~amanda

Wow, not gonna say that was EASY to watch, but I think you could've done better by condensing some of those segments into more concise punchlines. And what's with looking down all the time? Were you glancing at a cheat sheet to see what joke to do next?

Otherwise, the jokes had potential with a sharper delivery.

I liked the back to school part best. Maybe you could do something with "back to school... food? What does that mean? Has Picadilly's expanded their marketing efforts from Alzheimer's patients to include college kids?"

HAHAHAA at least it's gone constructive now.

Amanda don't worry, I'm really not nervous I'm just new. You're right my delivery isn't there yet. My stage presence does need improvement I think you're right. When I go up I always have new material because It annoys me when the other regulars tell the exact same joke everytime. Eventually i'm going to have to fall in, yes.

Court, Indeed I have a cheat sheet. i'll admit, my preparation for the open mic's is less than obsessive.

well I meant for this feature to just be a self-deprecating see-if-you-like-at-least-one-joke thing. I didn't know ya'll would be wincing. Maybe this will be the inspiration to put more effort in? Or maybe just the death of Hair Raid.

I liked the "hawt isn't gay!
...ok yeah it is. I felt like the delivery on this joke most closely reflected the cadences of your natural speech and you therefore delivered it most comfortably and hilariously. Keep up the good work.

P.S. Seriously, though, you gotta memorize your stuff. It's not that long.