I was watching the Republican National Convention the other night, and apparently women have the right to vote and participate in elections. Not only that, but a manly female executive of Ebay spoke about something, and then a slightly more attractive (but still not attractive) Hewlett-Packard exec carried on about something else. Read More »

There's a lot of things going on in the gym. It can be a confusing place. While guides to the gym have been written and posted already, I figure it's up to me to spread more of the good word, since people at my gym are fucking idiots. Read More »

I Guess We Can Smoke Resin

If this falls through,
Which I hope it doesn't
Because he said he would call
And we've got the car
Plus we're motivated
And it's Friday
I guess
You've got that
Resin
Somewhere in the dresser
From around Thanksgiving of ‘02
That we can sample,
Could be way worse. Read More »

It's not a completely true statement to say that rabbits make terrible workers. Just last week a rabbit mechanic worked on my Mustang and it's good as new. Read More »

In a move that shocked the drinking game world, sophomore Lance Williams inked a three-year, $12 million deal with campus fraternity Omega Tau Beta.

Williams, widely considered beer pong's top prospect, chose to remain independent his freshman year in an attempt to "work on his fundamentals" and "have a normal college experience." Read More »

We've all been told throughout our lives that volunteer work is extremely rewarding. A lot of people I know volunteer for small non-profits, local hospitals, nursing homes, and environmental agencies--and if I wasn't already spending numerous hours every month doing my other volunteer work, maybe I could pursue one of those opportunities too... but honestly, who has time for that? Read More »