Take 'er Easy

The Lady in Leather Skirt and Boots w/ the banging body on Telegraph,
Okay, so you’re not a whore (yet). But I’m telling you, we could make some big money together…set your own hours; work from home!

--Wolf (The 1200 block of Telegraph)


w4m: My name’s Esmerald and I caught sight of you way back during the 1924 World’s Fair out there in St. Louie (we necked near the Tilt-a-whirl). Anyhow, you still kicking? Write me an epistle if you want to “tongue-gel” some more (say what was I eating over by the Ferris Wheel so I know it’s you; hint: I don’t remember)
Esmerald May Wickham
1017 Horseshoe Lane
Bethesda, MD


m4w: Hey Maggie-the-receptionist-at-Dr. Dawes:
The doc cleared me on everything but early-stage syphilis (gave me a week’s supply of antibiotics and told me to take ’er easy). Care to celebrate in 7 days?!? I’ll either be at the Lonely Gentleman’s Bar or Nadine’s Bordello.

Stop by! We'll fuck!
--Carson

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 Sarah's picture

Dude! You are AWESOME!

Will you marry me?

 Leslie's picture

Man, it's weird as hell, but somehow you make it work...in a fuckin hysterically funny way!

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