What's so funny about kegs?

They provoke the intoxicated to draw breasts on walls with peanut butter: The Off-Campus College House: Episode 2
When girls are no help, they give you something else to tap: Choose Your Own Adventure: Keg Party
They challenge our drinking skill by being involved in races: UTV: The Worldwide Leader in Drunk
Due to their large frame, they make us refill our cups...faster than usual: The Seven Stages of Drunk
They go well with semiformals: Semiformal Keg Party
For some people, there is a neverending keg waiting for them in heaven: An IM from Jesus
The miniature version is named after a pet every little girl dreams about owning: Famous Moments in Alcohol: Why #1 is the Best Even Though It's the Lowest Number
The drinking games they've created influence the sober folk to stop being wusses and drink again: I Swear I'll Never Drink Again
Keg stands create King Kong impressions: Before and After Party
Dogs think they're awesome to hang out with: Chills