What's so funny about guitars?

1. They can help one pick up the opposite sex: Teaching Yourself Guitar
2. At a party, there's always some guy playing one on a couch somewhere: You Know You're in College When...
3. They're fun to break, smash, set on fire, headbutt...: How To Do Everything Right
4. The thousands of awesome guitar solos they've created have entertained hippies for decades: NG Hatfield's Sketch-Comedy Rock Show
5. Most guys who play them choose not to wear a shirt even though it isn't the 60s' anymore: The Most Depraved Thing I Ever Read
6. If you teach yourself how to play one, you're recognized as a God in today's world: Teaching Yourself Guitar
7. Combined with video games, they can make an ultimate karaoke party: Rock 'n' Roll Won't Never Die
8. They're so great, there are contests where people play songs without the actual instrument: The Rock God Proclaimeth: AC/DC, "Back In Black"
9. Most of us once pretended to play one with a tennis racquet: College Parody Resume
10. You can tell everyone that you know how to play one and they won't know that you can't play one: How To Do Everything Right

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