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Zombies, Vampires, Pirates << Popular Facebook Application Reviews
By staff writer Jonathan Marine
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Review:
By now I am sure all of you out there have gotten at least one invite to become a Pirate, Ninja, Zombie, or Vampire. These programs are about
recruiting your friends to become Zombies (or whatever) with you and through this recruitment process accruing points to ascend through the ranks of Zombie-dom (or
whatever).
Is it just me, or does this sound eerily similar to a pyramid scheme? I'm pretty sure that these applications were designed by the Vector Corp. to
spread the good word about the fine Cutco Cutlery they sell. Once you reach Level 7 Zombie they send you a 60-second sandwich maker. Anyone who reaches Top Level Zombie (or
whatever the fuck) should be forced to have sex with a dead body in my opinion.
Grade: D
While these applications are a fucking cornucopia of uselessness, it's all about that paper, and for once again insidiously infiltrating young
people's circle of friends, I will give Vector a passing grade.
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