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Virtual Pet, My Garden << Popular Facebook Application Reviews




By staff writer Jonathan Marine



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Review:

My sister had a Tamagachi when she was growing up. It started out as an egg and then it hatched and you had to feed it, play with it, and change
its diaper. You could even teach it do tricks. From what I remember these things were all the rage in Japan in …1992.

If you have a virtual garden or pet in you profile you are more than likely developmentally disabled. You need to get rid of this bullshit and
integrate the following into your life: cardio, social interaction, and sunlight. I am dreading the day when I have an AIM conversation that goes something like this:

MarinetheAss: hey what's up?

Cuteblonday: nuffin just feedin my pet bunny

MarinetheAss: you have a rabbit? I didn't know that

Cuteblonday: well it's a facebook bunny actually

I plan on responding by e-molesting their virtual pet or taking a long satisfying piss on their digital tulips.

Grade: F

These applications, and the stupidity they foster, are a plague on society.

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