March 24, 2008

Hook-Up Translation Guide for Girls by Nancye Mucciarone
Decipher a guy's most common bullshit lines.


The Melters: Objects of Ejaculation by Nathan DeGraaf
These are the chicks guys dream about.


Conflict Cubic Zirconium by Jeff Beck
Canadians are using child slave labor for bling.


The Infamous Ass Onion by Doug Ault
The drunkest, grossest morning after story ever.


Silk by Nick Gaudio
Compelling short fiction, Gaudio-style.