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That Doesn't Make Me Gay
Posted August 3rd, 2006 by Dan Opp
It’s not gay if I shower with a loofa.
It’s not gay if I like figure skating.
It’s not gay if I slept in the same bed as another man.
It’s not gay if I spooned him.
It’s not gay if I didn’t kiss him back.
It’s not gay if I didn’t initate it.
It’s not gay if I thought he was a woman at first.
It’s not gay if I was the pitcher.
It’s not gay if I didn’t like it.
It’s not gay if I swore him to secrecy.
It’s not gay if I regret it afterwards.
6 Comments
ummmm, that's pretty gay
I bet that guy complained about your bull pen selfishness. He probably wanted you to catch, too, lol.
It's not gay if it's all hypothetical.
It's not gay if you only lick the tip.
jesus fuck..suck one dick and everyone calls you a fag...really i thought society was getting over that kind of shit
:O what about http://www.itsnotgayif.com
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