College Quotes
Henri: Does she go to school in Pomona?
Eric Does she suck a mule under Corona?
Henri: What?
Eric: What?
-Two deafs don't make a right
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About Dan Opp
Hometown
Hudson, MA
School
Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute
At a Glance
Dan’s outside interests include playing poker for spending money, playing sports for nostalgia, and conditioning his liver so he can survive the melting of the polar Natty Ice caps. His long-term goal is to collaborate with the world’s top neurosurgeons and have MLB Season Ticket fed directly to his brain.
Recent Comments
That Doesn't Make Me Gay
It’s not gay if I shower with a loofa.
It’s not gay if I like figure skating.
It’s not gay if I slept in the same bed as another man.
It’s not gay if I spooned him.
It’s not gay if I didn’t kiss him back.
It’s not gay if I didn’t initate it.
It’s not gay if I thought he was a woman at first.
It’s not gay if I was the pitcher.
It’s not gay if I didn’t like it.
It’s not gay if I swore him to secrecy.
It’s not gay if I regret it afterwards.
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