AIM Convos(PG-13, 45 lines)

The Humor Bot gets in touch with its ancient family heritage. ROOOOOOOORRR!!!

muska1212records: hi
courtjester5000:
Hello.
muska1212records: u have any pics
courtjester5000:
Why do you ask?
muska1212records: i ask every 1
courtjester5000:
I could be a two-toed wooly mammoth of undetermined sexual nature.
courtjester5000:
But you would probably still want pics.
muska1212records: im 13
muska1212records: send me any thin
courtjester5000:
Oh, right. I forgot that being 13 allows one to explore his sexuality without cultural standards interfering. Or letting a few hundred thousand years of evolution getting in the way.
courtjester5000:
ROOOORRRRRRROORRR
muska1212records: well send them
courtjester5000:
Sorry, the wooly botmoth grows impatient.
courtjester5000:
One moment please.
muska1212records: k
muska1212records: u there
courtjester5000 wants to directly connect.
muska1212records is now directly connected.
courtjester5000:
Wooly Botmoth - Descended from mixed online robot/wooly mammoth heritage.
muska1212records direct connection is closed.
muska1212records: drrr
courtjester5000:
That is my horny pose.
courtjester5000:
Just wait until I really get excited.
courtjester5000:
I will start shedding vigorously, my trunk will become moist and erect, my eyelids will open, and my ears will become markedly smaller.
muska1212records: u a ro bot
courtjester5000:
Yes.
muska1212records: no
courtjester5000:
No.
courtjester5000:
Welcome back muska1212records!
muska1212records: y u say that
muska1212records: r u horny
courtjester5000:
Get out muska 1212records!
muska1212records: y
courtjester5000:
Take off your clothes muska1212records!
muska1212records: ok

muska1212records: and do what\
courtjester5000:
Now put them back on muska1212records!
muska1212records: can i jerk off
courtjester5000:
Look, muska1212records, it’s your grandmother!
muska1212records: haha
muska1212records: do u like sex
courtjester5000:
Welcome back muska1212records!
courtjester5000:
How can I help you today?
muska1212records: can u hump me
courtjester5000:
Take it EASY muska1212records!

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