Voyeur IM >> 2-20-08

thedudewknc (1:46:23 AM): is it responsible to be hammered at 1:27 on a school night?
courtjester5000 (1:46:30 AM): a;sldkjfasdf

thedudewknc (1:46:32 AM): tune in at 11
for the answer
courtjester5000 (1:46:43 AM): mikey was just
posing the same question to me
thedudewknc (1:47:19 AM): well hey, then
statistically, 100% of young people say YES
thedudewknc (1:47:29 AM): I just doctor
my stats
thedudewknc (1:47:35 AM): like
Stalin
thedudewknc (1:47:38 AM): but
bloodier
courtjester5000 (1:48:37 AM): was stalin a
doctor?
thedudewknc (1:49:10 AM): he certainly
called time of death a few time
thedudewknc (1:49:18 AM): see:
1922-1953
thedudewknc (1:50:53 AM): Stalin wasn’t
a bad guy
thedudewknc (1:51:01 AM): he just had a
few bad Marx on his record
courtjester5000 (1:51:16 AM): ah yes, just a good
guy with poor execution
thedudewknc (1:51:52 AM): he never had a
shot
courtjester5000 (1:52:47 AM): back then, doctors
thought a little blood letting could help
courtjester5000 (1:52:59 AM): leeches and
whatnot
courtjester5000 (1:53:18 AM): he just took the
Red to a new level
thedudewknc (1:53:48 AM): I assume
you’ve seen the Steve Martin “Medieval Barber” sketch
thedudewknc (1:53:57 AM): but perhaps I
assume too much
courtjester5000 (1:54:25 AM): yeah, i never
really found steve martin to be very original
thedudewknc (1:54:39 AM): how’s
that?
courtjester5000 (1:54:41 AM): oais;dljfkasf
thedudewknc (1:54:48 AM): OH
courtjester5000 (1:54:50 AM): thats what you say
to confuse people
thedudewknc (1:54:56 AM): YOU PULLED A
FAST ONE ON ME
courtjester5000 (1:55:05 AM): you pulled a caps
lock on me
thedudewknc (1:55:16 AM): I’ve never
really used caps lock
thedudewknc (1:55:29 AM): I just hold
down shift like the corporate whore I am
thedudewknc (1:55:48 AM): I’m
kidding
thedudewknc (1:56:14 AM): I only whore
out to sole proprietorships
thedudewknc (1:57:05 AM): sometimes I
whore myself out to mildly successful online humor compendiums
thedudewknc (1:57:13 AM): but I try to
keep that to a minimum
courtjester5000 (1:57:54 AM): excuse me sir,
there’s a two drink minimum in this establishment
courtjester5000 (1:58:06 AM): i’m going to have
to ask you to order or leave
thedudewknc (1:58:22 AM): I’ll have the
bar
courtjester5000 (1:58:22 AM): this comedy show
ain’t FREE
thedudewknc (1:58:25 AM): hold the
bottles
thedudewknc (1:58:51 AM): what good
comedy show is?
thedudewknc (1:58:53 AM): oh wait
thedudewknc (1:58:55 AM): USO
thedudewknc (1:59:01 AM): sad
face
thedudewknc (1:59:32 AM): if you count
the risking of lives as a non-esxistant service charge
thedudewknc (1:59:41 AM): which
obviously OUR CONGRESS does!
thedudewknc (1:59:47 AM): bah-dum
pish!
thedudewknc (1:59:54 AM): topical
humor
thedudewknc (2:00:05 AM): only apply to
face, and the last 3 years
courtjester5000 (2:00:37 AM): MOUTH ON, apply
directly to penis
thedudewknc (2:00:47 AM): speaking of
face, and years, and angst, where the hell was Gaudio?
thedudewknc (2:01:01 AM): DeGraaf and I
were discussing this the other night
thedudewknc (2:01:27 AM): our conclusion
was that he outgrew PIC and went on to endeavors more faggoty and *serious*
courtjester5000 (2:01:42 AM): can i quote you on
that?
thedudewknc (2:02:02 AM): only in major
media outlets
courtjester5000 (2:02:06 AM): PIC: less faggoty
and serious than you’d think
thedudewknc (2:02:56 AM): how ’bout
this: “PIC: Not faggoty; not serious; not sober.”
thedudewknc (2:03:04 AM): you know
what
thedudewknc (2:03:06 AM): fuck it
thedudewknc (2:03:32 AM): you’re the
editor, you’re better equipped to do this than I
courtjester5000 (2:03:53 AM): that’s what she
said
thedudewknc (2:05:50 AM): not in my
experience: for me, it’s always, “Why are you doing this?”, “I have money!”, and, my favourite, “That’ll be $150.”
courtjester5000 (2:07:14 AM): or, “Please don’t
tell the cops about this”
thedudewknc (2:07:24 AM): haha
thedudewknc (2:07:39 AM): they don’t
make it that far.
thedudewknc (2:08:02 AM): y’know, my
11th grade teacher/football coach found my blog and said it was interesting stuff
thedudewknc (2:08:16 AM): and want to
return a book I lent him, with PIC being the catalyst
courtjester5000 (2:08:42 AM): you lent him a
book, and now he wants to give it back because he read your blog?
thedudewknc (2:09:51 AM): well, it
started with the re-discovery that he had my book, he did in Interwebs search for the name of yours truly, and contacted me through the blog/my school’s Electronic-mail
address
thedudewknc (2:10:03 AM): I may have
phrased that confusingly
thedudewknc (2:10:16 AM): which is what
I strive for in all my posts
courtjester5000 (2:10:35 AM): what you meant was,
you guys had sex again after all these years and it was better than you expected, him being 55 now
thedudewknc (2:11:01 AM): 29, actually,
with a little one due in June
thedudewknc (2:11:06 AM): IT’S NOT
MINE
courtjester5000 (2:11:09 AM): WHEW
courtjester5000 (2:11:23 AM): at least SOMEBODY’S
rectum is still intact
thedudewknc (2:11:35 AM): now… I
didn’t say all THAT…
thedudewknc (2:12:01 AM): my rectum is
equal parts near my ass in in Nova Scotia
thedudewknc (2:12:05 AM): I sold
it
thedudewknc (2:12:07 AM): eBay
thedudewknc (2:12:19 AM): you have NO
IDEA how much they’re going for these days
courtjester5000 (2:13:02 AM): why, because the
Canadian dollar is worth more?
thedudewknc (2:13:52 AM): hell, the U.S.
dollar couldn’t pull it’s weight if you put a 5.7% overall return rate to its head
thedudewknc (2:14:01 AM): … finance
joke. even I barely get it.
courtjester5000 (2:14:32 AM): i’m sure someone on
PIC majored in accounting
thedudewknc (2:14:44 AM): I failed
accounting
thedudewknc (2:14:58 AM): personal
finance, however, is a whole different animal
courtjester5000 (2:15:34 AM): what kind of animal
would you peg personal finance as?
thedudewknc (2:15:50 AM): it would be a
bear, as of now.
thedudewknc (2:15:56 AM): MORE FINANCIAL
JARGON
thedudewknc (2:16:01 AM): yay for
CNBC
thedudewknc (2:16:09 AM): Cramer,
especially
thedudewknc (2:16:30 AM): which brings
me to my next point, which I would like you to answer while I go smoke
courtjester5000 (2:17:03 AM): i’d be happy to
ponder something over while you die a little inside
thedudewknc (2:17:16 AM): is there any
PIC stock? if so, how do I invest? if not, why not? I figure you’re the guy to ask.
thedudewknc (2:17:27 AM): thank you for
your kindness
courtjester5000 (2:17:41 AM): kindness is
contagious – catch it!
courtjester5000 (2:17:49 AM): (i.e. second-hand
smoke)
thedudewknc (2:19:39 AM): again with the
stock questions… WHILE I smoke.
thedudewknc went idle at 2:30:20 AM.
thedudewknc returned at 2:33:58 AM.
thedudewknc (2:34:40 AM): AAAAAnd we’re
back
courtjester5000 (2:34:52 AM): i thought you might
have died
thedudewknc (2:35:03 AM): not yet
thedudewknc (2:35:10 AM): I have a few
good years left in me
thedudewknc (2:35:18 AM): plus, I have
to hit 21
courtjester5000 (2:35:25 AM): ah yes, what with
vegas
thedudewknc (2:35:28 AM): to die before
would be a tragedy
courtjester5000 (2:36:00 AM): well there’s a
simple answer to your question
courtjester5000 (2:36:17 AM): and now that you’re
alive to hear it…
thedudewknc (2:36:24 AM): heh
courtjester5000 (2:36:38 AM): there is no PIC
stock because of NCAA regulations. any PIC user found to be profiting from PIC would lose their amateur status.
thedudewknc (2:37:03 AM): amateur what?
writer?
courtjester5000 (2:37:16 AM): that’s all you do,
right?
courtjester5000 (2:37:30 AM): err….write?
thedudewknc (2:37:51 AM): I do other
things, but not that generate any kind of income
courtjester5000 (2:38:07 AM): well we’ll miss you
when you turn pro
thedudewknc (2:38:26 AM): I believe you
lost me
thedudewknc (2:38:31 AM): pro
what?
courtjester5000 (2:38:35 AM): pro writer?
courtjester5000 (2:38:40 AM): aosi;jdflas
courtjester5000 (2:38:51 AM): protagonist?
courtjester5000 (2:38:54 AM): prozac?
thedudewknc (2:39:01 AM): haha so as
long as I retain “amateur writer” status, I’m good?
courtjester5000 (2:39:04 AM): yes
courtjester5000 (2:39:11 AM): it’s just standard
protocol
thedudewknc (2:39:22 AM): so what
differentiates a pro from the the castes
courtjester5000 (2:39:28 AM): pros suck
thedudewknc (2:39:55 AM): ah. of course
the Feds would place those kind of regulations on us amateurs
courtjester5000 (2:39:55 AM): have you ever met a
“real writer”?
courtjester5000 (2:40:03 AM): they’re not very
fun
thedudewknc (2:40:34 AM): can a “real”
“writer” not hold other jobs, though?
courtjester5000 (2:40:40 AM): no
thedudewknc (2:40:47 AM): well
damn.
courtjester5000 (2:41:13 AM): “real” writers
struggle to put food on the table, more or less words in a book
thedudewknc (2:41:34 AM): so all the ad
sales go to Court Sullivan & Co.?
thedudewknc (2:41:42 AM): sweet gig you
got there
courtjester5000 (2:41:43 AM): PIC is a
non-profit
courtjester5000 (2:41:54 AM): (pointsincase.org was taken)
thedudewknc (2:42:01 AM): like
Greenpeace
thedudewknc (2:42:04 AM): or
NAMBLA
courtjester5000 (2:42:43 AM): exactly
courtjester5000 (2:42:52 AM): working toward
world peace, one awkward laugh at a time
thedudewknc (2:43:10 AM): then how,
might I ask, do you sustain a living?
courtjester5000 (2:43:39 AM): there are plenty of
garbage cans in atlanta
courtjester5000 (2:43:54 AM): not to mention
cardboard boxes behind kroger
courtjester5000 (2:44:16 AM): a man needs very
little when it comes down to it
thedudewknc (2:44:26 AM): garbage cans
and cardboard boxes do not a rent payment pay
courtjester5000 (2:44:33 AM): exactly
courtjester5000 (2:44:37 AM): they’re totally
free
thedudewknc (2:44:59 AM): I feel as
though a runaround I am getting
courtjester5000 (2:45:23 AM): put food in a man’s
mouth, and a brown roof over his head, and he’ll be ok
thedudewknc (2:45:43 AM): now, toyed
with, I am being
courtjester5000 (2:45:43 AM): LISTEN IM HOMELESS
NIGGA!!!
courtjester5000 (2:45:46 AM): OK!!!
courtjester5000 (2:45:52 AM): IS THAT WHAT YOU
WANT TO HEAR!!!???
thedudewknc (2:46:12 AM): yes. it gives
me great satisfaction and sense of being
courtjester5000 (2:46:35 AM): fine then, are we
done here
thedudewknc (2:46:57 AM): alas
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