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C: You know, one of these days he's going to bring a girl upstairs. What the hell are we going to do then?
M: I ain't scared. Think of it this way: we've got four fucking staircases in this house... if he thinks of bringing a bitch home we can play chutes and fucking ladders with her!
-The best laid plans of overprotective big sisters
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