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Waiter: Would you like soup or salad?
Steve: Yes, please.
Waiter: What?
Steve: I said I wanted the super salad!
Waiter: I asked if you wanted "soup" or "salad."
Steve: Oh. None thanks.
Waiter: Mmhmm. What kind of dressing?
-When two idiots meet
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I've been with the same guy for almost 10 years now, and I still suck dick all the time. Why? Well, because I like to. And believe it or not, we have sex all the time too! Maybe that's why he's never cheated on me.....even though I'm a total pain in the ass in like, every other possible way. Never underestimate the power of sex....and the trick is to ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS do it, even when you don't feel like it. See, in a relationship, it's not always about what you want.....but so many people don't get that. And then they wonder why nobody wants to stick with them. Hmm, it is a mystery, isn't it?
