Blake: Who's the president?
Michelle: ...George Clinton!
Blake: What state am I in?
Michelle: ...Deer Park!
Blake: No, what STATE?
Michelle: ...Ummm...TEXAS! With George Clinton!
-Michelle, failing the sobriety test with flying colors
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