Cindy: Oh my god, there are too many people in my room. I'm starting to get claustrophobic...
Courtney: Get out. Or tell someone to leave.
Cindy: I don't want to, it's my room.
Courtney: Well, just start shouting illogical phrases at them, and they'll leave.
Cindy: Huh?
Courtney: Like, "BANANA, THE CARPENTERS ARE COMING TO SHAVE THE TREE. ARE YOU INTERESTED? MY MOTHER SAYS YOU LOOKED AWFULLY PURPLE THIS EVENING AT TEA."
Cindy: What are you on, woman??
-Simple cures for claustrophobia