Jess: Does this shirt flatten my boobs?
Mike: Please don't ask me this...
Jess: Why does it bother you when I ask you to look at my boobs?
Mike: Oh, I do it all the time...it's just weird when you know I'm doing it.
-Mike, unable to bring himself to look at his friend's boobs on command
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...I hate the facebook, they may as well JUST CALL IT Stalker.com. Last semester, I had no less than two random dudes using it to stalk me. I am no longer on the face book.