College Quotes
Random Girl: I wouldn't go into nursing because I couldn't stand the blood.
Mark: The blood; the boogers; the poop; that isn't the worst part of being a nurse.
Will: Yeah, the worst part is being everyone's bitch.
-On "shit" jobs
Funny AIM Convos
The Scale of Doom
(PG-13, 70 lines)A scale isn't the only way to help fatties face the truth about their weight problem.
You've Been Hacked!
(PG-13, 49 lines)Every year, on April 1st, The Humor Bot turns into a hacking machine.
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Books from PIC
The Snippets and the Impure Tour
By Nathan DeGraaf
A fascinating tour of sex, booze, drugs, and debauchery, complete with witty banter.
The Imbible
By Alex Bash
The definitive guide to drinking games, both new and classic, plus boob jokes.
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