College Quotes
Raul: So I was on Facebook the other night...
Andy: And?
Raul: Well, I realized I had over 700 friends.
Andy: That's a lot.
Raul: But the thing is I only know about twenty of those people.
Andy: ...Wow, you're a loser.
Raul: Yeah, I know.
-On the ups and downs of virtual connections
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The Scale of Doom
(PG-13, 70 lines)A scale isn't the only way to help fatties face the truth about their weight problem.
You've Been Hacked!
(PG-13, 49 lines)Every year, on April 1st, The Humor Bot turns into a hacking machine.
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slightly better than last time. two things:
1. don't kill your own jokes before they're even over (by trailing off, looking away, etc)
2. for the love of god, let go of the mic stand. you're making me bite my nails just watching you on taped delay.
i liked the beard pun segment. i think you should do a whole standup with ONLY pun jokes one time. i think it might be one of those things where overdoing something that's semi-lame actually gets funnier as you go on.
