My roommates and I agree with Annette. The grizzly adams thing attracts more girls than you think. I like it. Annette obviously likes it. Don't ever shave the scruff.

And you are funny. I don't read your blog because I'm bored, I read it because you keep me on my toes, which I'd rather have than that whole "mysterious guy who doesn't say anything" routine any day of the week. And being loud is good - you command attention. It makes you stand out, but you're also more vulnerable. Girls respond to that. We want to be with the cliche "one who makes us laugh."

Also, you're not a loser. Writers are hot. It means you think.