Frank: If I was a rock star, I'd hire a team of hot chicks as my personal testicle scratcher. Anna Kournikova, Jessica Alba definitely. Not Jenna Jameson because she's not hot anymore and she'd probably start sucking my cock which is all good except my nads would still be itchy.
Chris: Jessica Alba is pregnant. Take Eva Mendes instead.
Frank: Oh right, yeah, her and that girl who played Vesper in Casino Royale. And the Olsen twins and Miley Cyrus.
Chris: The Olsen twins are ugly and Miley Cyrus is 15!
Frank: But I'd be saving the world from shitty movies and music and I'd be saving my hands from scratching my nuts and my nuts from being itchy.
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