John: Okay, so you type the information here, but don't hit the back button it will be... have you been watching the Olympics? Some chick stepped out of the mat and the announcer called it a catastrophe! Earthquakes killed a lot of people there not too long ago; that was a catastrophe, not gymnastics.
Brock: Yeah, that was a little off-color...
John: Agreed, but don't hit the back button, it WILL be a catastrophe. Seriously, people will fucking die.
-On consuming distractions