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Travis: Let's go to a gay bar.
Munk (at the same time): Let's watch Sixteen Candles.
Travis: We just said the two gayest things imaginable.
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This needs to be a screenplay... like right now.
How much you want for it?
*35 year old Daniel Kegger didn't know how to grow up.
"It's over Daniel. I've Found someone new."
"Danny, You're Fired!"
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Will Ferrell is...
The Drunk
