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Waitress: Today's soup is chicken artichoke. It's chicken and artichoke in a white cream sauce served in a bread bowl with fresh vegetables.
Eric: Are a lot of people ordering that today?
Waitress: No not really. Why?
Eric: I'm just a little hesitant on ordering food with choke and chicken in its title that's in a white cream sauce.
Waitress: So do you want a water or something?
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