College Quotes
Ali: Wow, the weight of hell I felt thrust upon my back just now...
Jes: No, that's just a cock.
Ali: A huge terrorist cock...
Jes: THE COCK OF JUSTICE!
Ali: Ramming into me like a plane to a tower...
Jes: Dribbling cum like jet fuel all down your spine...
Ali: Until I explode and collapse in an utterly destroyed heap.
-Different strokes for different folks
Funny AIM Convos
The Scale of Doom
(PG-13, 70 lines)A scale isn't the only way to help fatties face the truth about their weight problem.
You've Been Hacked!
(PG-13, 49 lines)Every year, on April 1st, The Humor Bot turns into a hacking machine.
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The Snippets and the Impure Tour
By Nathan DeGraaf
A fascinating tour of sex, booze, drugs, and debauchery, complete with witty banter.
The Imbible
By Alex Bash
The definitive guide to drinking games, both new and classic, plus boob jokes.
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