College Quotes
Steve: Where the hell have you been!? You missed Biology.
Kevin: I was coming out of History and the girl in front of me smelled like cotton candy, so I followed her around for a while.
Steve: Oooh. Was it pink cotton candy or blue cotton candy?
Kevin: I'm pretty sure it was pink, maybe a hint of blue.
Steve: Nice. Pink cotton candy is my favourite, but so is blue.
Sarah: The fact that I stood here and listened to that whole conversation makes my head hurt.
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The Scale of Doom
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(PG-13, 49 lines)Every year, on April 1st, The Humor Bot turns into a hacking machine.
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By Nathan DeGraaf
A fascinating tour of sex, booze, drugs, and debauchery, complete with witty banter.
The Imbible
By Alex Bash
The definitive guide to drinking games, both new and classic, plus boob jokes.
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