College Quotes
Molly's Mom: Your grandmother is really going to miss you when you move to Italy.
Molly: Yeah, I'm going to miss her, too.
Molly's Mom: She's always afraid that whenever you kids leave, she'll die before she gets to see you again.
Danny: Yeah... that's one of the reasons I moved home from Japan, so I can spend as much time with her as possible.
(Uncomfortable silence in car) ...Molly, how guilty do you feel right now?
Molly: I'm laughing right now only because it's the alternative to crying. Thanks, Mom.
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