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50: (gun in hand) hate it or love it fool.
Mike: Um, I dunno, I've never been a big fan of...
50: *cocks gun*
Mike: But it is a good song, yes very good, and I...I LIKE it?
50: HATE OR LOVE MUTHAFUCKA! *Gun pressed against Mike's temple*
Mike: Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, Oh God... Ever since my ex and I broke up I promised i wouldn't throw that word around lightly is all. But I love it. i mean it, I LOVE IT!
50: Good... Who am I kidding, it's crap. You HATE IT! I used to be so hardcore, what happened to me. *points gun at own head, paces, hums Candy Shop*
Mike: No, really it's a good song, it's got a lollipop/blowjob metaphor very edgy, um very clever lyrics.
50: It's nights like these i'm glad this is a water pistol.

(note: gun to the head represents society's pressure to like music you otherwise loathe)

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