College Quotes
Random Girl: I hate twins.
Girl's Friend: Why?
Random Girl: Well there's a set that live in my building. I went down on one and hooked up with the other, and I can never tell which one I'm supposed to be nicer to 'cause I can't tell them apart...
-Overheard on an elevator
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Mike, it's usually a choice between going to work at the high school or sleeping (this is all within the dream still). I always pick sleeping, which then coincides with what I'm doing anyway.
I wonder, if one time I picked going to work at the high school (in my dream), would I then wake up in a puddle or drool in the teacher's lounge?
Something to think about.
