Aaron: Hey I haven't seen you all summer!! Why didn't you call?
Jennifer: You know the telephone works both ways right?
Aaron: Yeah, well I'm still carrying your baby!!
Jennifer: I thought you were going to take care of that! God, where's a coat hanger?
Aaron: Well I hadn't seen you all summer, I thought you might still care. Besides you said you'd pull out!!!
Jennifer: You said you were on the pill!!!
Britt: Um.... you guys, there are freshman in here, and they look really freaked out.
-On tender RA warnings