B: I still don't get why she was so mad at us after her wedding reception...
C: I don't know, I've stopped trying to figure it out.
B: When I asked, she started yelling, like, "What do you mean why am I mad? You don't remember getting shitfaced and passing out in the grass?!?"
C: You passed out in the grass?
B: Apparently...I don't remember, didn't you catch that?
-On figuring out why they were the worst bridesmaids ever