Soccer sucks. Pure and simple. Who gives a flying fuck. Hell, it represents one half of the worst marketed ideas in the history of this country. The other half is metrics, by the way.
But seriously, it isn't a real sport. How can something be a sport when you can't use your hands? I can use my hands to wipe my ass, or masturbate, but can't to play a sport? Fuck you. Sideways.
I mean for a true Scoring orgy, you get, what, 2-1? Blow me. Booooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiing!
And they flop waaaaaay more than the NBA fags. Lick my nut sack.
I, like every man in America, particularly PROUD southerners, want mass violence and scoring. I want pain. I don't want a bunch of fags running around kicking a ball for no fucking reason for two hours.






