College Quotes
D: You sure you want to be drinking that? You conceded the last beer pong game to us 'cause you couldn't drink anymore.
Girl 1: Conceited? Are you calling me stuck up?
D: No, I said you CONCEDED the last beer pong game. With a "d." Like you gave up.
Girl 1: Wait, do you mean "forfeited"?
D: Well, yeah, "conceded" is basically a synonym for "forfeited."
Girl 2: Wait, did you just call her stuck up?
D: No. She conceded the last beer pong game. Conceded with a "d," not conceited with a "t."
Girl 1: Well I'm sorry I'm not in law school!
-Elle Woods she is not
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