If Dale Jr. is caught in public drinking or buying any beer other than an Anheuser-Busch (his primary sponsor) product, it is considered a breach of contract and he may be subject to a large fucking fine.

This makes me wonder, how many of his parties are BYOB just 'cause all his friends are fed up with Bud Select? Does he send out clandestine squads to purchase a case of Yeungling of Miller High Life with untraceable credit cards still wired to Dale's account? Man cannot survive one Bud alone.