"Son, a man once told me that women are god's way of giving us slaves without any moral consequence."
-Why James' father will never meet his first girlfriend
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I'm all for the parenthood test. I think another question should be "Do you find it perfectly acceptable to live your life through your children as they snort cocaine and crash their cars on Hollywood Blvd.?"