Football Fan: I'll have 2 beers please.
Fan's Girlfriend: What? The game hasn't even started and you're drinking already?
Frank: You don't need a reason to drink beer. Beer itself is a reason to drink beer.
Fan's Girlfriend: You're right. Make that 4 beers.
-If it exists, they will drink
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“It’s not that. I’m just...” she paused again, looking from head to head. One, amenable and willing to drop the hole thing, the other, rigidly demanding answers to the affront on his immense pride.