College Quotes
Charlie: AH! You almost hit me in the grundle!
Bill: What the fuck's a grundle?
Charlie: You know, the space between your asshole and your balls.
Bill: You mean the taint??
Charlie: Then what's a grundle?
Bill: It's some, like, three-horned mythical creature.
Charlie: Well then I've got something to show you!
-On personal wildebeests
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I don't see what's so hard to believe.
I'm not saying I fucked a girl in the ass, had tapes and then somehow magically "lost" them. I said I went to a popular bar's VIP room, he walked in and started shit (which, everybody knows that athletes on campus act like they're fucking God), I, being drunk and one not to let my lady friends be insulted, told him to play nice, he didn't...and because he was "KEVIN PITTSNOGLE: STAR CENTER" I was summarily kicked out, as I'm only "NICK GAUDIO: EDITOR-IN-CHIEF OF THE LIT MAGAZINE"
Either way, if you don't believe me, don't read my shit.
