College Quotes
J: Spell "rhinoceros"...
B: They are extinct, they don't count. Maybe if we were living in cavemen times.
J: Rhinoceroses are extinct?? Are you serious??
B: Yes, they were a dinosaur.
J: A dinosaur?
B: Yea.
J: They definitely weren't.
B: Oh yeah, they are that thing in Africa.
-On vague notions of science
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