College Quotes
Cindy: Oh my god, there are too many people in my room. I'm starting to get claustrophobic...
Courtney: Get out. Or tell someone to leave.
Cindy: I don't want to, it's my room.
Courtney: Well, just start shouting illogical phrases at them, and they'll leave.
Cindy: Huh?
Courtney: Like, "BANANA, THE CARPENTERS ARE COMING TO SHAVE THE TREE. ARE YOU INTERESTED? MY MOTHER SAYS YOU LOOKED AWFULLY PURPLE THIS EVENING AT TEA."
Cindy: What are you on, woman??
-Simple cures for claustrophobia
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That's a lot of hate man,
Heather...Good Form.
Gaudio I understand that life is tough for you and all being one hard, poetry writing nympho. (I swear that sentence could be more fucked up in terms of grammar, but i just don't care) But learn a lil lovin man. Think of the guys that stay up all night popping caffeine tablets to make sure there is beer near you 24/7. There is good in the world maybe a follow up piece?
Anyway I laughed pretty hard at this one.
