Football Fan: I'll have 2 beers please.
Fan's Girlfriend: What? The game hasn't even started and you're drinking already?
Frank: You don't need a reason to drink beer. Beer itself is a reason to drink beer.
Fan's Girlfriend: You're right. Make that 4 beers.
-If it exists, they will drink
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Your writing gets worse whenever you mention your girlfriend. And this was the first post in a while in which you've made yourself out to be a total ass. I like you better just the teensiest bit self-deprecating.