College Quotes
Jenny: Dude, Laurel, we need to just like go on an adventure, you know? Just break out and go.... steal something! You know that Jesus way up on the cross in the front of that private school??
Laurel: Why?! We're just going to go through all these overly complex plans, get black masks and gloves, get Sean in a getaway car, and then when we get there we'll decide it's stupid and go to IHOP!
Sean: I get the getaway car? I'm in!
Jenny: Why do you have to ruin my plan, Laurel?! I already thought we could make a TV show about all of our adventures we almost had!! We'd call it "The Misadventures of Jenny and Laurel"!! But you don't even almost want to have an adventure!
Laurel: Bye, I'm going to class, dumbass.
Jenny: Fine! It can be "Laurel and Jenny" okay? Well, it looks like it's just me and you, Sean.... sorry, for network reasons I can't change the name of the TV show to be--
Sean: I could always get my name changed to Laurel, but the Jesus gets to be in my room.
Jenny: Okay, but my name goes first in the title.
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