Begs the question - who would bother making a "'tard of the decade award" and how many people have been nominated as "tied" for winning?

See also: Pics or it didn't happen, great work figuring out basic grammar by the end of your post, and displaced self loathing.

Congratulations, you're an individual just like everyone else. Now maybe you'll be old enough to find a blue fairy to grant your wish to be a real boy.