This reminds me of a story about a guy from my hometown named Henry. He was eating at a restaurant in Edmonton one night and happened to run in to Wayne Gretzky in the bathroom. Henry introduced himself and then asked Wayne if he could do him a favor. He asked if he would come over to his table and pretend like they were old friends. So Henry is sitting back at the table with his friends when up comes Gretzky and says "Henry! How's it going?"

Henry looked up from his plate and replied, "Fuck off, Wayne. Can't you see that I'm trying to eat?"